Dear Google Earth Photographer

Today would be a great day to fly over Salem and take some updated pictures of the town. It's bright and sunny and I'm sure that you will find some happy folks living it up in their yards. At my house, you will see a perfectly mowed lawn, with lines so straight, you will think I used a ruler. This is Salem at it's best, with happy mother's headed to downtown restaurants to be treated by their children. The golden sunlight, peering through the new green growth on our trees, shines onto clean rivers and parks which should be filled with Salemites all morning. You got to get on this one early though. They're forecasting rain in the afternoon.